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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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