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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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