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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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