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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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