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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺
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