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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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