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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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