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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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