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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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