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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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