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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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