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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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