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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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