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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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