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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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