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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮
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