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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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