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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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