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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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