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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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