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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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