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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Maya eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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