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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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