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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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