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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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