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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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