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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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