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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sparky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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