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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sparky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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