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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Zeus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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