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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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