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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jelly eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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