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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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