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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Sylvia
had their beloved pet
hamster 🐹
Simba
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a hyena 🐺
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
an ostrich 🐦
a cow 🐮
a wild boar 🐗
a turkey 🦃
a warthog 🐗
a pufferfish 🐡
a bull 🐮
a crocodile 🐊
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