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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Sylvia
had their beloved pet
hamster 🐹
Maggie
eaten by
…
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random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘
a lynx 😺
a cow 🐮
a warthog 🐗
a bear 🐻
an ostrich 🐦
a cheetah 😺
a bull 🐮
a turkey 🦃
a venomous snake 🐍
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