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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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