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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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