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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Charlie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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