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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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