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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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