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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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