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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Smeagol eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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