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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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