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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛
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