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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁
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