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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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