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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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