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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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