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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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