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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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