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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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