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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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