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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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