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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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