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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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