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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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