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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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