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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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