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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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