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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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