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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Akira eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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