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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Picard eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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