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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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