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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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