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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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