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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Princess eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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