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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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